Michelle celebrates her birthday, while Jordan has to work. The Daily Show’s Jaboukie Young-White hacks New York. And Full Frontal host Samantha Bee tells a story you won’t forget.

Michelle and Jordan aren’t feeling flirty. Joyelle Nicole Johnson broke the law to go to school. Guilia Rozzi likes an expensive break-up. Becky Veduccio on her journey to motherhood. 

In this week’s Adulting adventures, Michelle gets stuck in a toilet, while Jordan goes to Maine. Michael Kosta is the ultimate omnivore. And Alternatino’s Arturo Castro can’t dance.

Jordan and Michelle are joined by the legendary Vanessa Williams - and she offers up some adulting advice that will change your life.

Michelle sells zoot suits, while Jordan tests out Civil War trivia as a pick-up line. Gina Yashere channels her inner James Bond. And Liza Treyger might be the Lindsay Lohan of comedy.

Michelle ditches her roommate. Comedian Kerry Coddett tries to end her dating dry spell. And Michelle Collins auditions for her dream role as Javert in Les Mis.

Jordan gets a new roof. Black Thought of the Roots reveals who’s on his s*** list. Plus, Seth Herzog and Michelle compare notes on having twins.

MTV’s Franchesca Ramsey refuses to sniff Michelle Obama. Alzo Slade on the perils of dating as a comedian. Plus, Michelle searches for the perfect nanny for her twins.

Michael Ian Black becomes a grown up, Malik Yoba loses it over a Kit Kat, and Jessica Pimentel doesn’t like your pants. Plus, Michelle tries out an Adulting hack - and fails.